有趣的英语发音 q:

某天，在公司里，一位员工在电话上跟对方的对话：
in this situation, suppose we put it(the part) as HOLD bucket. after a new order downloaded, then only we will pull(the part) from HOLD bucket and merge out. if the hold has no stock, then we will pull from the VMI inventory.

旁边的员工偷笑，因为他们听成：
in this situation, suppose we put it(the part) asshole bucket. after a new order downloaded, then only we will pull(the part) from hole bucket and merge out. if the hole has no stock, then we will pull from the VMI inventory.

英语字的发音其实也是挺有趣的~

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某日，某位员工拨电给另外一位员工，恰巧对方不在座位上，于是电话进入留言信箱
进入留言信箱之前，会先听到对方的声音，说道：
hi, this is xxx from my dick. please leave your message and i will get back to you.

那位员工听了好几次，重拨，再重拨，最后听清楚了，原来是：
hi, this is xxx from IT. please leave your message and i will get back to you.

结论：说话不要像周杰伦那样，否则就会有很多这样的情况出现了